I cockslap morals
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize
