How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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