the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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You dont lie about slip and slides
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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