Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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