that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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