i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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