So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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