On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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