I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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