We named our party play list daddy issues
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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