yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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