The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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