You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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