Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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