but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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