Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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