We won't sleep together?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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