is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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