talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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