I'm really into asian looking animals
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Oh god it's open bar.
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