i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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