My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
She's JV to your varsity
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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