you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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