where does the pee come out of this thing
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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