What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My brain says no but my pants say off.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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