We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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