I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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