Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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