is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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