Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I am one with the molecules
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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