Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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