don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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