I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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