Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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