oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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