so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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