R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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