me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Randomize