some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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