We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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