Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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