I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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