She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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