Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it was like eating out sand paper
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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