Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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