she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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