I'm drive I can fine osifer
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
