i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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