yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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