Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm at about main and main street
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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