some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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