Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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