I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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