So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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