Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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