just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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